In the future we'll all be gay
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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