We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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