I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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