Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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