lets start a swedish sibling band together
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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