Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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