And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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