I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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