She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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