Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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