Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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