go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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