So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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