Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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