But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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