oh god the rape fog is back!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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