is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Green mimosas i think yes
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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