Your tits are I can't wait for
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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