you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Couch. On fire.
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