By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Do vagina's smell?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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