we have officially lost it.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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