At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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