I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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