Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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