We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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