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• (561): View more from Florida

  You drink too much

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  No, I drink just the right amount - too often.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Please dont jizz on my ds screen.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations

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• (432): View more from Texas

  He looks like he has a penis

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  What the fuck

  (432): View more from Texas

  A good one, a good penis

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking

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• (818): View more from California

  what are you going as for halloween?

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  drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?

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