worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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