You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?