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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college

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(920): Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college http://tfl.nu/rv3o

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(516): View more from New York

doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine

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(516): doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine http://tfl.nu/5fcf

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.

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(203): he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs. http://tfl.nu/tskr

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(913): View more from Kansas

i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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(913): i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire. http://tfl.nu/gd8k

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(518): View more from New York

I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.

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(518): I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved. http://tfl.nu/p0e0

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(541): View more from Oregon

There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.

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(541): There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet. http://tfl.nu/xrf4

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(910): View more from North Carolina

i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit

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(910): i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit http://tfl.nu/ocpj

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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.

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(603): Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear. http://tfl.nu/x2nz

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(315): View more from New York

He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.

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(315): He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition. http://tfl.nu/pnv9

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(512): View more from Texas

Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.

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(512): Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back. http://tfl.nu/xf8c

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(916): View more from California

I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.

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(916): I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it. http://tfl.nu/y2di

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(541): View more from Oregon

No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.

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(541): No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure. http://tfl.nu/g7wu

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.

(575): View more from New Mexico

Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.

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(402): He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team. (575): Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring. http://tfl.nu/j6bp

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(713): View more from Texas

Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?

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(713): Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why? http://tfl.nu/s3mv

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(562): View more from California

Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.

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(562): Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it. http://tfl.nu/uvne

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