How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.