Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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