do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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