i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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