i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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