Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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