remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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bring money and cleavage
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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