i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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