He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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