i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
it's like iHOP with fire
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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