why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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