Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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