i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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