I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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