his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
