This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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