My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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