If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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