I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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