i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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