I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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