You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm just crazy horny about you
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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