please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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