When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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