doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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