i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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